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Roger's Site http://rogertourman.multiply.com/ Being on the wrong side of 50, I would like to say that I have been there and done that. More so as I had undergone a quintriple bypass surgery on the 13th of Mar. I now appreciate every little thing in life and take nothing for granted.I value my friends from all over the world, who gave everything and ask for nothing back in return! Sat, 17 May 2008 03:24:25 -0000 Fri, 16 May 2008 03:03:26 -0000 Roger's Site http://images.rogertourman.multiply.com/logo http://rogertourman.multiply.com 100 100 Candy From A Stranger <a href="/photos/hi-res/upload/SCz4-QoKCnwAAHCsXDY1"><img class="alignmiddleb" src="http://images.rogertourman.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SCz4-QoKCnwAAHCsXDY1/candy%20stranger.jpg?et=cBGWOWO14gknjujBrF3Yaw&nmid=&nmid=96263522" border="0"></a>            Remember when your mother told you never             to accept a candy from a stranger?                  This was what she meant!                                                                 http://rogertourman.multiply.com/journal/item/55/Candy_From_A_Stranger Fri, 16 May 2008 03:03:26 -0000 Never Make A Woman Angry   A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven.. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her, "Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you." When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her. "Which word?" the woman asked. "Love." The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven. About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?" "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautif... http://rogertourman.multiply.com/journal/item/54/Never_Make_A_Woman_Angry Tue, 13 May 2008 17:42:41 -0000 A Very Very Simple Test of Honesty The Seed A successful business man was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business. Instead of choosing one of his directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young executives in his company together. He said, "It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO. I have decided to choose one of you." The young executives were shocked, but the boss continued. "I am going to give each one of you a SEED today - one very special SEED. I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next CEO." One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed. He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed. Everyday, he would water it and watch to see if it h... http://rogertourman.multiply.com/journal/item/52/A_Very_Very_Simple_Test_of_Honesty Mon, 12 May 2008 16:01:48 -0000 Cancer Update From John Hopkins AFTER YEARS OF TELLING PEOPLE THAT CHEMOTHERAPY IS THE ONLY WAY TO ' TRY ' ( ' try '  being the key word ) TO ELIMINATE CANCER JOHN HOPKINS IS FINALLY STARTING TO TELL YOU THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE WAY  !! 1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size. 2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime 3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumors. 4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, environmental, food and lifestyle factors. 5. To overcome the multiple nutritional defi... http://rogertourman.multiply.com/journal/item/51/Cancer_Update_From_John_Hopkins Mon, 12 May 2008 15:33:43 -0000 Setting Priorities "The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities." - Stephen Covey <a rel="nofollow" name="main" id="main"></a> By <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://briantracy.directtrack.com/z/581/CD940/">Brian Tracy</a> In 1970, sociologist Dr. Edward Banfield of Harvard University wrote a book entitled <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000K0AZGO/earlytorise-20">The Unheavenly City</a>. He described one of the most profound studies on success and priority-setting ever conducted. Banfield's goal was to find out how and why some people become financially independent during the course of their working lifetimes. He started off convinced that the answer to this question would be found in such things as family background, education, intelligence, influential contacts, or some other concrete factor. What he finally discovered was that the major reason for success in life is a particular attitude of mind. Banfield called this attitude "long time perspective." He said that people who were the most successful in life and the most likely to move up economically were those who t... http://rogertourman.multiply.com/journal/item/50/Setting_Priorities Fri, 9 May 2008 02:55:36 -0000 Buttercups (Sorry for the crude language and description ladies) On the 18th hole, Earl hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.   All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life. Better still, you won't have any butter for you're toast for the rest of your life......As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!!!" Then POOF!.....she was gone! After Earl recovered from! the shock, he hollered for his friend; "George, where are you?" George yelled back, "I'm over here in the pussy willows." "Earl shouted back, "DON'T SWING, GEORGE; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!" &nbsp... http://rogertourman.multiply.com/journal/item/48/Buttercups Wed, 7 May 2008 08:59:26 -0000 Confessions Automated! In the near future this may very well be the way to http://rogertourman.multiply.com/video/item/17/Confessions_Automated Wed, 7 May 2008 08:04:17 -0000 The Five Minute Management Course Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. Th... http://rogertourman.multiply.com/journal/item/47/The_Five_Minute_Management_Course Sun, 4 May 2008 16:12:34 -0000 Husbands of the Year Its a Man's http://rogertourman.multiply.com/photos/album/22/Husbands_of_the_Year Fri, 2 May 2008 07:21:39 -0000 Men's Rules For Women The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down     Finally , the guys' side of the story I  must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear ' the rules' From the female side.   Now here are the rules from the male side.     These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE!   1.   Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what ... http://rogertourman.multiply.com/journal/item/46/Mens_Rules_For_Women Thu, 1 May 2008 18:11:06 -0000 Come Mr Taliban A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.     Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties.    The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.    "The Taliban shouted, "Idiot Jew!  Israel should not exist!  I do not need an overpriced tie.  I need water!  I should kill you, but I must find water first." "OK," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me.  I will show you that I am bigger than that.  If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant.  It has all the water you need.  Shalom.    Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.  Several hours later he st... http://rogertourman.multiply.com/journal/item/44/Come_Mr_Taliban Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:56:54 -0000 DOGSINACTION.wmv http://rogertourman.multiply.com/video/item/16/DOGSINACTION.wmv Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:09:41 -0000 Work Or Play? <pre> In 1923, Who Was 1. President of the largest steel company? 2. President of the largest gas company? 3. President of the New York Stock Exchange? 4. Greatest wheat speculator? 5. President of the Bank of International Settlement? 6. Great Bear of Wall Street? These men were considered some of the worlds most successful of their days. Now, 80 years later, the history book asks us, if we know what ultimately became of them. The Answers: 1. The president of the largest steel company. Charles Schwab, died a pauper. 2. The president of the largest gas company, Edward Hopson, went insane. 3. The president of the NYSE, Richard Whitney, was released from prison to die at home. 4. The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died abroad, penniless. 5. The president of the Bank of International Settlement, shot himself. 6. The Great Bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Livermore, also committed suicide However, in that same year, 1923, the PGA Champion and the winner of the most important golf tournam... http://rogertourman.multiply.com/journal/item/43/Work_Or_Play Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:45:41 -0000 The Men In Women? Woman has Man in it; Mrs. has Mr . in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women! Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman.... Why? BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME   Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before: MEN tal illness MENstrual cramps MEN tal breakdown MENopause GUY necologist AND .. When we have REAL trouble, it's a HIS terectomy. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?   http://rogertourman.multiply.com/journal/item/42/The_Men_In_Women Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:37:14 -0000 When Grandma Goes to Court > Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, ' Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking probl em. He can't build a normal relationship wi... http://rogertourman.multiply.com/journal/item/40/When_Grandma_Goes_to_Court Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:13:31 -0000 Old Dogs Rule The moral of the story is worth the read for Olde and Young alike OLD DOGS RULE A wealthy old Gentleman decides to go on a hunting safari in Africa, taking his faithful, elderly Jack Russell terrier named Killer, along for the company. One day the old Jack Russell starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old Jack Russell thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old Jack Russell exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?' Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!', says the leopard, 'That was close! That old Jack Russell nearly had... http://rogertourman.multiply.com/journal/item/39/Old_Dogs_Rule Mon, 21 Apr 2008 06:53:37 -0000 Bono <a href="/photos/hi-res/upload/SAh7sgoKCnwAAAxlExU1"><img class="alignmiddleb" src="http://images.rogertourman.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/SAh7sgoKCnwAAAxlExU1/Bono.jpg?et=UOXjO0Q5eTL7o4Y%2BtVnJNA&nmid=&nmid=91777311" border="0"></a> http://rogertourman.multiply.com/journal/item/38/Bono Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:45:31 -0000 The Making of a BMW And Wallah,it'll cost you at least US$150,000 for a 5 Series in http://rogertourman.multiply.com/video/item/13/The_Making_of_a_BMW Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:44:57 -0000 Sex On Mars Sex on Mars The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do." A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. "Why?" he asks. "What's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "it's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite ... http://rogertourman.multiply.com/journal/item/37/Sex_On_Mars Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:51:38 -0000 An Aussie Ventriloquist In New Zealand An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.     He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi.      "G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?"   Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie." Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"   Dog: "Yeah, doin' all right."   Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)   Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)      Dog: "Yep." Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"   Dog: "Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And  takes me to the lake once a week to play." Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)   Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"   Kiwi: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either... I think." Ventriloquist: ... http://rogertourman.multiply.com/journal/item/34/An_Aussie_Ventriloquist_In_New_Zealand Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:28:23 -0000 SEXERCISE Subject: CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX..... CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX! REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent 12 Calories Without her consent 2,187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands 8 Calories With one hand 12 Calories With your teeth 485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection 6 Calories Without an erection 3,315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary 12 Calories 69 lying down 78 Calories 69 standing up 812 Calories Wheelbarrow 216 Calories Doggy Style 326 Calories Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories ORGASMS: Real 112 Calories Fake 1,315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories Getting up immediately 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years 36 Calories 30-39 years 80 Calories 40-49 years 124 Calories ... http://rogertourman.multiply.com/journal/item/33/SEXERCISE Thu, 3 Apr 2008 17:14:49 -0000 One Day Later <a href="/photos/hi-res/upload/R9vDawoKCnwAAFQqVYY1"><img class="alignright" src="http://images.rogertourman.multiply.com/image/1/photos/upload/300x300/R9vDawoKCnwAAFQqVYY1/Monfort%20Boys%20Town.jpg?et=XgnmSBM74GP2XlOeAJCWuw&nmid=&nmid=86251054&nmid=86251054" border="0"></a>One thing i did do was to really control my diet, medications and regular exercise. Believe me even simple chores like these can be a bore and a challenge. Imagine,no ribs,or favorite curry rich with coconut milk ! But having spent a good part of  tihis morning with the cardiologist with endless tests and examinations,the results were really worth the sacrifice. To those familiar with Hypertensive Profile my glucose was 5.5 against 3.9-6.1 while Cholesterol is 2.6 against 0.0-5.2 !BP is 130/70! Hmmm do i celeb with a few pints of Kilkenny. Oh did a decent thing today. went to visit the mission school  whose boys donated blood for my ops (note: the blood type...the B is positive and the HIV is negative.) I thought its only proper that i should reciprocate this time around with a little donation of another kind .(Please see pic of school and its values.) Also finalised plans with mosque officials  for special prayers this sunday. As what the late James Brown would hav... http://rogertourman.multiply.com/journal/item/32/One_Day_Later Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:27:29 -0000 One Year Later Gosh this time last year i was already in the hospital ward waiting for my heart operations, the next day. After an eight hour ops and one year later,here am I! Physically,there is no denying the benefit of the ops.True to what is commonly said i do feel at least 10 years (but then i've never really grown up hee hee). But seriously though, my eyesight has improved by at least 20% which means investment in new lenses.Less tired after golf or gym etc. But otherwise the world hasn't changed much.Little things i should have said and done...like writing that love song (though i now can play a fey tunes on the keyboards ) more involved in charity. What was wonderful though were the new friends i made around the world through this site. This i must thank beautiful Maya who introduced me to the Multiply. Most enjoyable was the creation of Oneasean Travel Group.Together with the other administrators,notably Nini and Noel, strangers can together create a product for a common cause. It is now my... http://rogertourman.multiply.com/journal/item/31/One_Year_Later Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:08:44 -0000 Anniversary of Ops http://rogertourman.multiply.com/calendar/item/10006/Anniversary_of_Ops Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:22:30 -0000 When You're Smiling http://rogertourman.multiply.com/photos/album/21/When_Youre_Smiling Mon, 25 Feb 2008 04:19:17 -0000 The DBS is Something Else Founded by the country's first Prime Minister the Subang National Golf Club has a fair share of Government Ministers,Sr Civil Servants and corporate leaders. Save for your truly whose mode of transportation is about the size of s golf buggy, in the car park of the club can be found a dazzling collection of Mercs.Beemers,Lexus and the odd Porches and Ferraris.One is no lomger excited after seeing too many of these. But the sight of an Aston Martin DB9 in my favourite color blue was too much not to snap a few pics of the mean machine. http://rogertourman.multiply.com/photos/album/19/The_DBS_is_Something_Else Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:44:54 -0000