CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX!

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent

12 Calories

Without her consent

2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands

8 Calories

With one hand

12 Calories

With your teeth

485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection

6 Calories

Without an erection

3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary

12 Calories

69 lying down

78 Calories

69 standing up

812 Calories

Wheelbarrow

216 Calories

Doggy Style

326 Calories

Italian chandelier

2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:

Real

112 Calories

Fake

1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging

18 Calories

Getting up immediately

36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately

816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

If you are:

20-29 years

36 Calories

30-39 years

80 Calories

40-49 years

124 Calories

50-59 years

1,972 Calories

60-69 years

7,916 Calories

70 and over

Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly..

32 Calories

In a hurry

98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door

5,218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door

13,521 Calories

Results may vary!

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD

Right now, as you read this,

69 Million Americans,120 Million Indians and 379Million Chinese are having SEX!

And you're on the computer!!!